Bad Poetry Corner

My Version of Time in a Bottle (REAL lyrics are below)

If I could have lime in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to shave every day
Til the fraternity party arrives
just to spend it imbibed.

If I could make drugs last forever
It worsens colds and sneezing too.
I'd save every day a tissue box and then
again, I'd spend it imbibed.

But there never seems to be enough Thyme
to cook the things you want to cook
once you buy them
I've looked around enough to know
That HEB's the one I want
to buy Thyme from.

Time in a Bottle by Jim Croce
If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
Till Eternity passes away
Just to spend them with you

If I could make days last forever
If words could make wishes come true
I'd save every day like a treasure and then,
Again, I would spend them with you

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
I've looked around enough to know
That you're the one I want to go
Through time with

If I had a box just for wishes
And dreams that had never come true
The box would be empty
Except for the memory
Of how they were answered by you

But there never seems to be enough time
To do the things you want to do
Once you find them
I've looked around enough to know
That you're the one I want to go
Through time with